Let's eat! 365 days
Never wonder what to eat again!
A food holiday for every day of the year, printed on a tee. Pick one-sided with the holiday list up front, or two-sided with Let's eat! on the front and the list on the back.
Dad jokes
See all dad jokes (20) →Groan-worthy dad jokes on tees, mugs, blankets and mouse pads. One tee per joke, in every color. Swipe or use the arrows.
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Becomes a parent
“When does a joke become a dad joke?” When it becomes a parent.
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Because they lactose
“Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?” Because they lactose.
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Aye matey
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?” Aye matey
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No eye deer
“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” No eye deer
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An investigator
“What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?” An investigator
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A stick
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?” A stick.
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A gummy bear
“What do you call a bear with no teeth?” A gummy bear
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When it's a jar
“When is a door not a door?” When it’s a jar.
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Elephino
“What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?” Elephino
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Because they make up everything
“Why can’t you trust atoms?” Because they make up everything!
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Dam
“What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?” Dam
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Outlaws are wanted
“What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?” Outlaws are wanted.
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Walking, JK rolling
“How did Harry Potter get down the hill?” Walking. JK, rolling.
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Really good at it
“Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?” Because they’re really good at it.
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Can't c in the dark
“Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?” Because you can’t c in the dark
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A condescending con descending
“What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?” A condescending con descending.
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Nice belt
“What did 0 say to 8?” Nice belt.
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A waist of time
“What do you call a belt made of watches?” A waist of time...
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Anna One Anna Two
“What did the drummer name his twin daughters?” Anna One... Anna Two
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A can't opener
“What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?” A can’t opener
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A little cheese for your day
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi!
The cheese board
- Gouda vibes only
- Feta get to work
- Nacho average dad
- Brie happy
- Halloumi!
- Have a gouda Christmas
- Thanks-gouda for you
- Cheddar late than never
- Say cheese!
- Don't be so cheesy… oh wait
- Swiss me luck
- You're one in a brie-llion
- Grill sergeant
- Dad jokes? Rad-ishes
- I'm a big feta you
- That's just gouda business
Cheesy since day one
GoudaJokes turns the groan-worthy dad jokes you see online into gear you can actually wear, with something extra for every holiday on the calendar. Let's eat! 365 is our flagship: never wonder what to eat again! A food holiday for every day of the year, from the big ones to the weird ones.
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- Christmas
- New Year's
- Valentine's Day
- St. Patrick's Day
- Father's Day
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