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Becomes a parent

“When does a joke become a dad joke?” When it becomes a parent.

No eye deer

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” No eye deer

Aye matey

“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?” Aye matey

An investigator

“What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?” An investigator

A stick

“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?” A stick.

A gummy bear

“What do you call a bear with no teeth?” A gummy bear

When it's a jar

“When is a door not a door?” When it’s a jar.

Because they lactose

“Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?” Because they lactose.

Elephino

“What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?” Elephino

Because they make up everything

“Why can’t you trust atoms?” Because they make up everything!

Dam

“What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?” Dam

Outlaws are wanted

“What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?” Outlaws are wanted.

Walking, JK rolling

“How did Harry Potter get down the hill?” Walking. JK, rolling.